Cry your little heart out to God,
For you're nothin' but a d... s...
You're blind and ain't learned listenin'
Truth's out there, jewels a-glistenin'.
You try to be high on pride's pot;
Bet you can't flee from your life's lot.
You, proud devil, when will you be stoppin'
Masturbate your mind till it is rottin'?
Almighty God wrote them two books,
Terrific wisdom, also good looks.
They're called Holy Bible 'n Creation.
Swell pair, strong as solid formation.
Yes, they are like husband and wife.
Together they can give you life.
Best couple, for they can't be beaten;
Bread 'n butter, yes, they must be eaten!