"I was simply appalled yesterday, John. I was desperate and so I opened my bible to be consoled by the first text that would catch my attention, but it said: 'And Judas went and hanged himself.' I had the soul pain of a lifetime and said to myself that this could not apply to me. So I tried again and then it said: 'And thou, go and do likewise...' "
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